Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Garden Jokes and Riddles

It's a bit snowy outside today, so to lighten the mood and make you smile here are a few gardening and fruit/vegetable jokes and riddles for you  to enjoy and share with your class...

  • What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
    • A leek!

  • What gets bigger the more you take away?
    • A hole!

  •  Why do potatoes make good detectives?
    • Because they keep their eyes peeled!

  • What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside and throw away the inside?
    • Corn!

  • Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    • Because it wasn't peeling well!
More jokes and riddles to come!

In the meantime, we'd all love a chuckle...share your favorite jokes and riddles below!

*Today's riddles and jokes courtesy of http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/garden6.html , http://www.freshforkids.com.au/jokes/jokes.html, and http://www.gardendigest.com/humor.htm

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