- What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
- A leek!
- What gets bigger the more you take away?
- A hole!
- Why do potatoes make good detectives?
- Because they keep their eyes peeled!
- What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside and throw away the inside?
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
- Because it wasn't peeling well!
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*Today's riddles and jokes courtesy of http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/garden6.html , http://www.freshforkids.com.au/jokes/jokes.html, and http://www.gardendigest.com/humor.htm